I am the chaos and you are the cosmos

I cannot describe the exuberance that ran
through my blood today.
40 situps, 201cm for broad jump, 47cm for
sit&reach.
A real standup from a fall.
I stumbled while doing the shuttle run,
thingamabob. but like some sort of a steroid
injection my adrenaline just started pumping.
Or is it just God.

I dunno. Then came the news where Mindy Chow
scored the highest for Math test. (Are you friggin kidding me?)
where in reality the 'highest' meant 'the only one
who passed'. It's this feeling again. Like you have to
rejoice that you are the only one, but on the other
hand you beat yourself up because you don't
hit your target. There's really nothing to brag
about, world. It doesn't benefit me in any way to
brag. It's just a sign on the road that says: "You
can do it! 25 miles to go!"

Why would people go for boob jobs?
Big boobs are so ___.
I dont wanna offend anyone.