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Sunday, May 24, 2009

 

We're winding the roads of Redemption

HAPPY SEXY SEVENTEENTH VICTORIA :D
The Story of The Din At Swirl (Panic At The Disco girl version)
"Models, now each of you have 10 shots each, the one with the most gorgeous shot will be a step closer to become Swirl's next top babe, and the one with the unglam-est shot will be eliminated and punished with icecream so she will grow FAT.(sound effects)"
Result: Ta won the unglamest and the glamest.



Winner's prize: This.
(a.k.a showcase of pictures on Mindy Chow's blog :D)
$3 cupful of goodness - Pure Chocolate (it looked like soil:/)

PCD When I Grow Up re-make:D
Total candid shot, caught Vicky monkey businessing.
I love this spotlight-ish picture.



"Messy hair!!" = Darlene the GAP model (:
Vicky= "Hello I have a circle face" - quote from Ta




Ta and I were attempting a Victoria Beckham look but I turned out like Paris Hilton and Ta like angry Tyra. (:.




Favourite group shot of the day!(:

(Please refer to post #1 on http://fatmanparade.livejournal.com)

Atheletes in MRT stations?
Why? >> People want seats. They fight for what they want.

Why? >> This striking characteristic among Singaporeans is cultivated by the society; i.e. fittest survives.

Individual morals play a part but babe, blame it on society. Since young they have been exposed to such an environment in which they have to toughen up to survive (or gain themselves a comfortable seat).
Say you wanna be nice. You see a sign that says "FREE 5 mins TOPSHOP GRAB AND GO FIRST COME FIRST SERVE" a group of strangers see it too. They start running. Will you stand there like a statue Jaysree? If people take it slow, stroll nicely, only then will you probably follow suit. It's called peer pressure, i believe. On a lighter note it's good to know that our people have the competitive spirit in them to fight for what they believe in, not mindless people who leave everything to fate. I agree that this kiasu trait can tone down its volume a little, but it takes the whole crowd to tone it down. But the government cannot punish these kiasu people because they are contributing to the environment by not using their personal transports. And besides, he's already putting in efforts in training us in our 2.4km runs to pioneer the next batch(us). 2.4km because it can last us during the Jurong East sprint, the Outram dash, and the City hall Great Leap Forward. It cannot be denied that these people need to learn some Chillaxing from us but till then, we can pray.

Mindy's solution: Install freaking uncomfortable seats with heaters at the base.

or

Timers to time the duration of each passenger's bench-warming. When time is up, a whacking thing starts to whack their face and legs and a pointy thing to poke their butts. (Min time 15 mins).

or

Install hollow traslucent fibre-glass seats with insects crawling inside.

Once again, Mindy has done the job of Courtis the Courteous Lion. (is that his name??), making the world a better place to live in, starting from our daily transport.

XOXO
Try honesty.

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