I am the chaos and you are the cosmos

Friday, June 12, 2009

Status: China-studying

Mood: --------------------- listless.

The fans taking a picture with our beloved little captain.
Pun on word little(: Just look at Mel's solids.
tsktsktsk everyone was commenting.HAHA

The Hockey girls in Australia
haha nah just kidding (: It was a fight between
AUS and JPN.
6:1 :D

Training tomorrow. Shoot me ): My legs are jelly already.

VAUNT IV

FOREVER 21 NOT IN A GOOD WAY. Kavi lookin effin.

UGHH WHY DO I LOOK SO BLOATED?!):

Fringes = Fail here.
Another Fail's the sweaty bloated stomach ewwww

Alright above pictures taken IN THE QUEUE which we were in
from 9pm till 12am.
And even after 12am, we were still pretty far away from the entrance.
But then two "wolves in sheep clothing" came along,
got us in, and we became transactions.

HELLO, FEMALE OBJECTIFICATION HERE, WHAT'S THIS?
CALL UPON THE EMANCIPATION ACT.

So you got us in [awesome, pat on the back, good samaritans], we're supposed to "repay" your favour by fulfilling your desires? Then wouldn't "helping us get in" be "earning yourself some fun" instead? (Yes i just had to use the word earn) I'm sorry, I'm turning racist towards indian guys as of 7th June. You're not even fit to be called guys, you dickheads.

Here's a life-lesson: DROP THE FRIGGIN EGO. Please. *Punches you in your dick nose.
#1 Fake stalker message didn't work
#2 No one believes you had a bike accident 2 days ago and have a shattered collar bone.
#3 "Take it easy, if you don't wanna give your number, it's totally cool with me...so are you gonna give me or not?" - Be honoured I edited the quote from that horrible anjack accent *PUNCHES YOU IN YOUR DICKCOLLARBONE
#4 Shouting the number aloud for confirmation. Burn yourself like you are already.
#5 Go get someone your TYPE.
#6 NO MEANS NO

I'm stopping at six because it's the devil's number. How dare you have the FRIGGIN cheek to wear a cross on your neck. Shame on your dickneck.

Our supposed 'candid hug shot'
Setting = Fail

Celebrating black bras day?
Another Fail = Horrendous two-shaded arm.
This calls for a tan session.

I don't know how i can still smile in my Fail cardigan after the ordeal?!

I guess the only highlight was..
FINDING A BANK

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HI AYOOB! Happy smexy seventeenth Ta,
I L U forever and always.
Virtual strawberry icing cupcakes for youu,
Oreo and fudge Mcflurry to Malt your worries away.
Superintelligence blessings from Albert Einstein(:
Good hair days blessings from God!
Superman blesses you with catwoman powers meowrawr!
Blessings that you'll grow taller.
Blessings that your theory will win a nobel prize.
XOXO Merry Christmas!

-Present delayed due to Swine Flu/ get yours at the nearest 7-11 outlet today!

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