I am the chaos and you are the cosmos

Friday, March 19, 2010

code switching between different made up languages thinking no one will see through us?!?!?

*falls back and heeeeeaves a sigh of relief. FAAAIINALLY i'm done with the picture collage of the zoo outing!! *gnarls crawls purrs growls* there's only my colour ocd to blame):

i swear we could have just annoyed people at the entrance of the zoo where it's a wonderland itself to us but we chose to go inside and annoy the animals as well. If there was a to-do list like spongebob's i think we could have easily exceeded the list with many more things to do at higher levels even.

for starters, try visiting the zebras and screaming in trauma when you unintentionally spot the (extremely long) sacred part. Or looking as though you're moving at the speed of light on a stationary (children's) vehicle. Or take photos with passerbys without their consent. Or take family portraits with Ah Meng. Or flexibly maneuevering your behaviour between the Kids category and the Adults category whichever the host calls out for. Or fly back so close to the rocks when a tram crawls by as though any closer we'll be run over. Or flirt with Barney. Or force a 2.5cm distance between yourself and a wax figurine fearing it might come alive but still being insistent on having a picture taken with it. Or pretend that we're talking to a video camera for a variety show when we're leaving the zoo.

To anyone whom we might have left a traumatising experience on, we're sorry!! We're good people now go to Sulynn Chong to collect your free yogurt(:

After~~party~~zoo saw us at LOG one's MOF(again). Va's 'accident" came after awhile.(: (: I was waiting for my dinner time, which va bursts out into a spasm of mockerylaughter at its mention. ):< another step closer to sul's idea of a (non awkward) happy family gathering. *looks around for no apparent reason

phrase of the day: my shoe broke.
transformed into a synonymous sentence (Level 1): my footwear came apart.
(Level 2): my footwear came apart, but not very badly.
(Level 3): my footwear disntegrated, but not completely.

"Take my hand and we'll ride on a unicorn through the galaxy of stars where we'll find our magical world and we'll leave star dust behind everywhere we go."

posted by minthol cigarette. # 12:23 AM

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